An early bird catches a worm
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy and wealthy and wise.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and... dead.

An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
An onion a day keeps everyone away.

A man who lives in glass house should not cast stones.
A man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.


from ekatarinas:
http://ekatarinas.livejournal.com/811564.html



And also:

An apple a day keeps a doctor away if you throw hard and if aim is accurate)))

If an apple falls on you, run away--the tree does not fall far from the apple.

Change is inevitable.
Except from a vending machine.

You can't have everything.
Where would you put it?