как перевести: "I've seen better hands on a clock..." What a strange idea to render a phrase without any context? Anyway, here are the links to even more funny phrases, which are worth to know, yet unlikely to be used in a decent speech [изображение] http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080808213436AAAH2SU http://www.heckledepot.com/2011/01/11/fielder-heckles/ http:...